30 Rock

30 Rock "St. Valentine's Day" Quotes

Jack: Hallowed be my reservation. If you are able to hold my table ... Have them delay our heavenly dessert, and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause us to be late ...
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Tracy: I know love at first sight when I see it. I saw it when I met Angie, and I saw it the first time Dotcom laid eyes on Grizz's fiancee.
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Liz: Nice ... you mean like stew?
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Elisa: Please don't tell me you're one of those convenient Catholics who only goes to church every Sunday.
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Waiter: [to Jack] Is this like a Sixth Sense thing? Would you like a place setting for your friend?
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Liz: Hello, Dr. Baird.
Drew: Hello, regular person Lemon.
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Elisa: We are us. Let a McFlurry be what it is: the world's best dessert.
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Kenneth: I wouldn't have this job if it wasn't for the mouth in my back.
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Liz: I don't know, you ever put a donut in the microwave?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Thanks, I found it at Dunkin' ... wait a minute.
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