30 Rock

30 Rock "St. Valentine's Day" Quotes (Page 2)

Drew: Yeah, you still have that rotting pumpkin in the corner, so I have a feeling you don't have a great instinct for what month it is.
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Kenneth: I feel all car sick inside.
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Jennifer: My instincts have never let me down. Except for that eclipse.
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Liz: Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.
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Liz: OK, I guess we just jumped ahead to date four.
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Liz: Mandy. Is that a male friend, like Mandy Patinkin?
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Tracy: I found it on my favorite web site ... stop showing off, Dot com!
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Jack: I have faith ... in things that I can buy and sell and deregulate. Capitalism is my religion.
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Jack: I once declared 'I am God' during a deposition.
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Priest: I need backup! Harvard did not prepare me for this.
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