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Jack: The American public doesn't want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing-
Liz: Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever.

The usual, I suppose. Two hobos sharing a bean. Lady airline pilots.


Kenneth: At least he died doing what he loved most: blogging on the Huffington Post.

Mr. Donaghy, I wasn't sure if you were going to participate in this year's pumpkin carving contest or like last year I should go jump up my own ass.


When the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called Sexcriminalboat.


I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You're not going to find him in the People's Gaypublic of Drugafornia.


I met JJ Abrams once, and I don't know what this means, but he said that the island was just Hurley's dream.


Good God, Lemon, your breath. When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?


Liz: I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack: How surprising that your world view is food-based.

Keep refreshing. Maybe Andy Dick has died in the last 20 seconds.


And no making fun of me for using outdated pop culture references. Are we cowabunga on this?


Oh, don't look at me like I'm a football game.

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30 Rock Season 4 Episode 3 Quotes

The folks who are teaching our kids, running our prisons, growing our cigarettes.


[on Manhattan] Down here we call it Sexcriminalboat.