30 Rock

30 Rock "Stone Mountain" Quotes

Jack: The American public doesn't want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing-
Liz: Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Kenneth: The usual, I suppose. Two hobos sharing a bean. Lady airline pilots.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: At least he died doing what he loved most: blogging on the Huffington Post.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: Mr. Donaghy, I wasn't sure if you were going to participate in this year's pumpkin carving contest or like last year I should go jump up my own ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: When the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called Sexcriminalboat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You're not going to find him in the People's Gaypublic of Drugafornia.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: I met JJ Abrams once, and I don't know what this means, but he said that the island was just Hurley's dream.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Jack: Good God, Lemon, your breath. When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack: How surprising that your world view is food-based.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Keep refreshing. Maybe Andy Dick has died in the last 20 seconds.
 • Rating: Unrated

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