Jack: The American public doesn't want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing-Liz: Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever.
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Kenneth: The usual, I suppose. Two hobos sharing a bean. Lady airline pilots.
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Kenneth: At least he died doing what he loved most: blogging on the Huffington Post.
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Kenneth: Mr. Donaghy, I wasn't sure if you were going to participate in this year's pumpkin carving contest or like last year I should go jump up my own ass.
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Kenneth: When the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called Sexcriminalboat.
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Jack: I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You're not going to find him in the People's Gaypublic of Drugafornia.
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Jenna: I met JJ Abrams once, and I don't know what this means, but he said that the island was just Hurley's dream.
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Jack: Good God, Lemon, your breath. When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?
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Liz: I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack: How surprising that your world view is food-based.
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Tracy: Keep refreshing. Maybe Andy Dick has died in the last 20 seconds.
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