30 Rock Season 6 Episode 4: "The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell" Quotes
Jenna: I need someone who has so little going on in her life, she lets me get all the attention.
Liz: And I need someone in my life who doesn't listen to a word I say.
Jenna: Thank you. I just got it cut.
Quiet! Mankind is trying to tweet about these clowns in Congress.Mankind
I didn't care for Mr. Socko. In my day socks just kept their mouth shut.Hank
Man, do my feet hurt in heels sometimes...and other things women talk about.Liz
He looks scared, like Lutz on an escalator.Toofer
I wish my first roommate hadn't died of old age!Liz
Jenna: What were you even doing at that bachelor party?
Liz: Derek thought I was a guy and I didn't want to ruin what was happening between us.
It's like I'm in a cage, and not the fun kind where you dance while USC football recruits throw hot coins at you.Jenna
If PETA doesn't love you or hate you, you're a nobody, like a soldier or a teacher.Jenna
Liz: What are those?
Jenna: Leaches. They're good for your skin, and I've lost tons of blood weight.
You just bought Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's bones, and he's not even dead!Dot Com