30 Rock

30 Rock "The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell" Quotes

Jenna: I need someone who has so little going on in her life, she lets me get all the attention.
Liz: And I need someone in my life who doesn't listen to a word I say.
Jenna: Thank you. I just got it cut.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mankind: Quiet! Mankind is trying to tweet about these clowns in Congress.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hank: I didn't care for Mr. Socko. In my day socks just kept their mouth shut.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Man, do my feet hurt in heels sometimes...and other things women talk about.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Toofer: He looks scared, like Lutz on an escalator.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: I wish my first roommate hadn't died of old age!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: What were you even doing at that bachelor party?
Liz: Derek thought I was a guy and I didn't want to ruin what was happening between us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: It's like I'm in a cage, and not the fun kind where you dance while USC football recruits throw hot coins at you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: If PETA doesn't love you or hate you, you're a nobody, like a soldier or a teacher.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: What are those?
Jenna: Leaches. They're good for your skin, and I've lost tons of blood weight.
 • Rating: Unrated

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