Hey, can I borrow sixty bucks? I'm going to meet Frank and Lutz at Scores.


Tracy: Yeah, I don't have a daughter.
Jack: Let's have a casting session on Monday.

Please don't make me move back to Alaska, Liz. I hate it there.


This is what I do. I drop "truth bombs."


Jack: What are you doing?
Tracy: Payback. The way you treated me. You used me.
Jack: God, its like dating Katie Couric all over again. I didn't use you. I created a situation that could have been mutually beneficial and you blew it.

Damn straight. I'm delightful.


Jack: I've asked Tracy to join me at G.E. Golf tournament in Connecticut.
Liz: Was Courtney Love not available?

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