30 Rock

30 Rock "The Fabian Strategy" Quotes

Tracy: Why don't you come back home to TGS and pick the peas out of my fried rice... and the rice. I just want carrots.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: The writers can't take a car service at night anymore. I've crunched the numbers and it's cheaper for us to just replace anyone who gets murdered.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: This is one of the three things I like: Ina Garten, sweater weather and...
Carol: When Muppets present at awards shows?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Toofer: Did you ever see a UFO up there?
Carol: No but once when I was in the Air Force I saw Mr. T in a Pizza Hut.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: The next time you hallucinate just tell yourself "this is not real. I am in control of this."
Tracy: Like the World Cup.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Kenneth! I knew you'd come back. Let me smell your head.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: The bathrooms are so much cleaner than at home... I don't know how they do it.
Jack: They clean them.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tracy: ... then I need you to be back by noon to make the bathroom smell like sandalwood before I wreck it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Lemon why do you keep spending so much money on Wigs?
Liz: Tracy's head size keeps changing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: The Harry Potter theme park is a huge hit with both anglophiles and pedophiles.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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