Jack: (re: his years spent developing the pocket microwave): Most of that time has been spent trying to come up with a hip, edgy name that would appeal to the marketing holy trinity: college students, the morbidly obese, and homosexuals.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack: With no TGS I see you... self-publishing your novel and moving back in with your parents.
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Dr. Leo Spaceman: You know what I like to do for eight hours? The TV Guide crossword.
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Jack: Passing out and cursing on St. Patrick's Day. Is nothing sacred anymore?
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