I once woke up in the National Air and Space Museum with a revolver in the waistband of my jean shorts.

Buzz Aldrin

And then where will I be? I'll be circling the globe in my coffin rocket. Something I saw on TV. It's very expensive.

Colleen

He's in town. I saw him last night at Rupert Murdoch's Twister party. I mean ... regular party.

Jack

You could have married him mom. Laura Linney could have played you in the HBO original movie Moon Wives!

Liz

Two women. At the same time. What are you, Italian?

Colleen

I know it's gay, but it's my gay problem and I'm handling it!

Jack

Not even common law? Then how do you get a discount at a mattress store?

Verna

Wrong tree, mom.

Jenna

Yes mom, I've memorized the names of all of the women in your water aerobics class.

Jack

You know, my Johnny's single, and he gives excellent back rubs, I assure you.

Lutz's mom

Put the mimosa down, BITCH!

Will Ferrell

I walked on your face!

Buzz Aldrin
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30 Rock Season 4 Episode 20 Quotes

Oh, the fiddle's in the creek and the frog's in the kitchen — I apologize ma'am that is not a song, you make me very nervous.

Kenneth

You must have me confused with someone else, I have never been to Chicago. [whispers] I sexually assaulted Scottie Pippen in 1997.

Verna
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