30 Rock

30 Rock "The Moms" Quotes

Buzz Aldrin: I once woke up in the National Air and Space Museum with a revolver in the waistband of my jean shorts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Colleen: And then where will I be? I'll be circling the globe in my coffin rocket. Something I saw on TV. It's very expensive.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: He's in town. I saw him last night at Rupert Murdoch's Twister party. I mean ... regular party.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: You could have married him mom. Laura Linney could have played you in the HBO original movie Moon Wives!
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Colleen: Two women. At the same time. What are you, Italian?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: I know it's gay, but it's my gay problem and I'm handling it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Verna: Not even common law? Then how do you get a discount at a mattress store?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: Wrong tree, mom.
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Jack: Yes mom, I've memorized the names of all of the women in your water aerobics class.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lutz's mom: You know, my Johnny's single, and he gives excellent back rubs, I assure you.
 • Rating: Unrated

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