Paul lives in Florida. He paints landscapes and makes his own soda.

Jack's mom

Don't patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon.

Tracy

[to Tracy] Oh my God! Like we really have time to have you walk down the stairs that slowly!

Liz

Evidently the concierge at the Plaza has a beard, and she'd rather not get raped.

Jonathan

[to Liz's offer of a hug] What is this, the Italian parliament. No, thank you?

Jack

I don't mind taking her out. There's a restaurant hostess in midtown I'd like to see cry.

Liz

You treat me like a child! No, worse than that. Like one of those pageant girls with the clip-on teeth.

Tracy

I took my son to his cello recital this morning at what turned out to be midnight yesterday!

Tracy

[on not confronting his dad] It's the biggest regret of my life, Lemon. And I once made love to Kathy Hilton.

Jack
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