It hurts more than my foot botox to know that he's out there and I can't find him.

Jenna

[on his harmonica] Oh, you mean my mouth radio.

Kenneth

[to Tracy] This is decadent. And I once went to Miami with Daryl Strawberry.

Jack

Somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody's perfect.

Jack

My God. I already put my wedding announcement in Cigar Aficionado.

Jack

Oh for God's sake, what is this, Third Watch?

Jenna

[to Jack, in "What The Frak?" shirt] I'm sorry to tell you such a dark tale in such a silly shirt.

Elisa

Blue writing on green ... why?!?

Liz

Elisa has a big secret! My current theory is that she's the mother of those Michael Jackson kids!

Liz
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