Kenneth: [on his harmonica] Oh, you mean my mouth radio.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack: [to Tracy] This is decadent. And I once went to Miami with Daryl Strawberry.
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Jack: Somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody's perfect.
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Jack: My God. I already put my wedding announcement in Cigar Aficionado.
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Jenna: Oh for God's sake, what is this, Third Watch?
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Elisa: [to Jack, in "What The Frak?" shirt] I'm sorry to tell you such a dark tale in such a silly shirt.
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Liz: Blue writing on green ... why?!?
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Liz: Elisa has a big secret! My current theory is that she's the mother of those Michael Jackson kids!
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Jenna: I called 911. They wouldn't even connect with their celebrity service.
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Jack: Wigco.com? Sheinhardt's Wig's user-generated content site. All that anybody ever posted on it were penises.
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