30 Rock "The Return of Avery Jessup" Quotes
Jenna: My outside is shiny and pretty, but my inside is filled with cardboard and horse glue.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: She has the brain of a man, and the ass of a French teenager.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Siri, bring Jessica Tandy back to life.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy (to Jenna): Are you crying 'cause there are no roles for actresses in their 40s?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I don't want to be with Spencer!
Criss: And yet you're silent about Grant.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Playing psychosexual mind games IS our normal, Lemon.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jack: What do people not want to talk about? Soccer, jazz, infidelity.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: You wear the pants Liz. You don't necessarily pull them off, because of your hips, but you wear them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Avery: I heard her ask her bear who the die job is.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: I could dip into my 401 K...is something I've heard old people say in commercials.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 11
