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30 Rock "The Tuxedo Begins" Quotes

Jack: Come on Donaghy. You've skied Mount St. Helen's, made eye contact with Michelle Bachman, been trapped under a boulder for 128 hours, you're not scared of anything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: But you're sick.
Liz: I AM sick...sick like a fox.
 • Rating: Unrated
Tracy: I'm gonna say to you what I say to all my sharks right before they die: Let's go outside.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: How black was this dude...on a scale from Lisa Bonet, to Dot Com?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: I won an Oscar so now I get to do real art...begin Snow Dogs phase!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: Oh don't be so dramatic. That's my thing, and if you take it away from me I will kill myself...and then you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: It's in my contract that I only play blondes...non-Irish redheads, or bald sex robots.
 • Rating: Unrated
Stranger: Say, where does a young prostitute get started in this town?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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