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Deviousness? I guess two can play at that game. Just like most games.

Liz

Shut up, Pete. There's no hope. Not for you or for this country. If Joni Mitchell were here, she'd be like, 'The big man won't give peace a chance, the cobblestones, cobblestones.

Liz

Liz: How do you sleep at night, Jack?
Jack: I don't. I take thousands of micro-naps during the day.

You want to be an American. You fill out that ballot because you don't know what you're doing.

Tracy

Let me tell you who we have. Craig T. Nelson, Chuck Norris, and Charlton Heston's skull. You'd be the only cool Republican.

Jack

Every pair you buy, they give a pair to a child who was forced to work in the factory that makes these shoes.

Liz

She's aging, mean, and rich. That sounds Republican to me.

Jack

You two can talk about America all you want. But I'm not going to listen, because there's no i or me in America.

Jenna

What America needs it four more years of the stuff Obama's been doing. Like, umm, the one with the guy. It was at night, and I feel like he was standing next to a fence.

Liz
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30 Rock Season 7 Episode 5 Quotes

You two can talk about America all you want. But I'm not going to listen, because there's no i or me in America.

Jenna

What America needs it four more years of the stuff Obama's been doing. Like, umm, the one with the guy. It was at night, and I feel like he was standing next to a fence.

Liz