30 Rock "There's No I in America" Quotes
Liz: Deviousness? I guess two can play at that game. Just like most games.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Shut up, Pete. There's no hope. Not for you or for this country. If Joni Mitchell were here, she'd be like, 'The big man won't give peace a chance, the cobblestones, cobblestones.
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Liz: How do you sleep at night, Jack?
Jack: I don't. I take thousands of micro-naps during the day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: You want to be an American. You fill out that ballot because you don't know what you're doing.
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Jack: Let me tell you who we have. Craig T. Nelson, Chuck Norris, and Charlton Heston's skull. You'd be the only cool Republican.
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Liz: Every pair you buy, they give a pair to a child who was forced to work in the factory that makes these shoes.
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Jack: She's aging, mean, and rich. That sounds Republican to me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: You two can talk about America all you want. But I'm not going to listen, because there's no i or me in America.
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Liz: What America needs it four more years of the stuff Obama's been doing. Like, umm, the one with the guy. It was at night, and I feel like he was standing next to a fence.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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