30 Rock

30 Rock "Verna" Quotes

Jenna: Could a bad mom have raised a daughter who was engaged to a Congressman when she was 16?
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: While you were talking, I put a thumb tack in my neck. Makes me feel something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Mothers. You can't kill them...
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jenna: Can I just tell you that I'm genuinely having fun right now?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Oh, I'm not offering. I'm just taking a survey to guage general interest.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: To her I'm just a gorgeous, naturally blonde ATM.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Frank: Wow, an old white lady yelling at me while wearing microwaveable socks. This is so different than living with my mom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: I saw it because it's on a compilation DVD I have of fat ladies crying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: I guess I'll get one of those throat radios and you'll be buried in a piano crate. Good night, Liz.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Frank: Oh, I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink, and toilet.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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