Nice office, Jack. I feel like I'm in the Martha Stewart section of K-Mart.

Yeah, this show will have laughter. Tears. Topless arguments. Infections caused by jacuzzi water!

Jack: She's done a complete 180.
Jenna: Even better, Jack. She made a full 360!

It's stuff like this that makes me eat stuff like this.

Liz

Were any of the firemen strong? Were any of them the ones from the calendar?

Lutz

I'm sure she's down there, chain-smoking, sitting on the curb, waiting for me to come out. Just like the day I was born.

Jenna

I didn't see her. Security called. She was trying to use an Oxycontin bottle as I.D.

Jenna

You just enjoy your coffee, sir, while I tell you a funny story about my neighbor's cat. His name is Mr. Wiggles, and his cat's name is Benson.

Kenneth

It was perfect. Like a John Mayer song.

Jenna

30 Rock Season 4 Episode 12 Quotes

You just enjoy your coffee, sir, while I tell you a funny story about my neighbor's cat. His name is Mr. Wiggles, and his cat's name is Benson.

Kenneth

It was perfect. Like a John Mayer song.

Jenna