30 Rock

30 Rock "When It Rains, It Pours" Quotes

Tracy: I don't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break dancing and lunch?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Why's that baby covered with goop?
Dr. Spaceman: Because everything about this is disgusting.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: After I'm gone, your mother might meet someone else. I want her to be happy so his death must appear to be accidental.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: She is a orca, Benjamin. And FYI, they're very difficult to keep in a home aquarium.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Tracy: Centennial is a hundred years, because centipeding means having sex with a hundred women.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: You got sauce on me. Ya know, neighbors who wear my exact size don't die every day!
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: You know, if you wanted to cheat on Carol with an Italian dude who smells like cigarettes, I've made it very clear I'd flip over my futon for you. Not cool!
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: So for me to be there at the birth of my daughter, I have to answer trivia questions despite having gone to middle school in an Exxon station?
Ben Bailey: Yeah.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Wow, it's like I always say...white cab drivers are weird!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jack: ...and then attended Harvard Business School where I was voted, Most. I once hit a stand up triple off Fidel Castro. I was the first person ever to say, I need a vacation from this vacation. The song "Your so vain" was in fact written...by me.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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