TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
40,000 other titles are available to watch now.

I don't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break dancing and lunch?

Tracy

Tracy: Why's that baby covered with goop?
Dr. Spaceman: Because everything about this is disgusting.

After I'm gone, your mother might meet someone else. I want her to be happy so his death must appear to be accidental.

Jack

She is a orca, Benjamin. And FYI, they're very difficult to keep in a home aquarium.

Tracy

Centennial is a hundred years, because centipeding means having sex with a hundred women.

Tracy

You got sauce on me. Ya know, neighbors who wear my exact size don't die every day!

Pete

You know, if you wanted to cheat on Carol with an Italian dude who smells like cigarettes, I've made it very clear I'd flip over my futon for you. Not cool!

Frank

Tracy: So for me to be there at the birth of my daughter, I have to answer trivia questions despite having gone to middle school in an Exxon station?
Ben Bailey: Yeah.

Wow, it's like I always say...white cab drivers are weird!

Tracy

...and then attended Harvard Business School where I was voted, Most. I once hit a stand up triple off Fidel Castro. I was the first person ever to say, I need a vacation from this vacation. The song "Your so vain" was in fact written...by me.

Jack

Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so would you like one as well?

Dr. Spaceman

Full disclosure, most of my experience is putting babies in women.

Dr. Spaceman
Displaying quotes 1 - 12 of 17 in total

30 Rock Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

Dot Com: Also we took Tracy's cell phone, his wallet...
Tracy: ... and my mood ring! And I don't know how I feel about that.

Tracy: Well, I'm embarrassed to say I've missed the birth of both of my sons... for very legitimate reasons.
Dot Com: Cooking a French bread pizza and forgot.