If I were a real werewolf I'd wear baggy clothes so my nice clothes wouldn't get all torn up.

Tracy

Liz: You comin' downstairs?
Jack: And stand outside in a crowd like some Italian? I don't think so.

And good for you Liz Lemon. There's something about you lately... makes me want to put my feet in your mouth.

Tracy

Dot Com: Also we took Tracy's cell phone, his wallet...
Tracy: ... and my mood ring! And I don't know how I feel about that.

Tracy: Well, I'm embarrassed to say I've missed the birth of both of my sons... for very legitimate reasons.
Dot Com: Cooking a French bread pizza and forgot.

30 Rock Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

Dot Com: Also we took Tracy's cell phone, his wallet...
Tracy: ... and my mood ring! And I don't know how I feel about that.

Tracy: Well, I'm embarrassed to say I've missed the birth of both of my sons... for very legitimate reasons.
Dot Com: Cooking a French bread pizza and forgot.