Season 3, Episode 20: "The Natural Order"
Jack: [on treating Liz differently] Well, I pay you a little less.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Pete: [on what the crew holds back from Liz] Farts, for one thing.
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Kenneth: [on his pig] She went crazy. She bit off my nutsack, that I kept tied around my belt to feed the squirrels.
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Len: Everyone has something to hide. For instance, I'm wearing a child's Halloween costume under this.
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Cerie: [to Liz] You know this food area is always the first place I go to look for you.
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Jenna: Oh, I didn't know anyone was here. That wasn't me screaming in the bathroom.
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Jack's mom: Paul lives in Florida. He paints landscapes and makes his own soda.
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Tracy: Don't patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon.
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Liz: [to Tracy] Oh my God! Like we really have time to have you walk down the stairs that slowly!
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Jonathan: Evidently the concierge at the Plaza has a beard, and she'd rather not get raped.
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