Season 4, Episode 1: "Season 4"
Jack: Oh, that's right, Josh. I forgot about that guy. You think that's a good sign?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack: I want to welcome you to Season Four ... the restaurant where you can get the very best food in the rest of America!
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Tracy: My dear friend Moby just opened a tea house in Park Slope. Do you know him?
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Jack: We'll trick those race car-loving wide loads into loving your, watching your lefty homoerotic propaganda hour yet!
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Season 3, Episode 22: "Kidney Now!"
Liz: We sure had quite a year.Jack: What are you talking about? It's May.
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Milton: I've never seen anything like this, and I was in 'We Are The Pizza.'
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Liz: Do you know if there's a sit down Quizno's in midtown?
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Tracy: [giving commencement address] Just be yourself, and I promise that every single person in this room will be President of the United States!
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Liz: Long distance is wrong distance.
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Cerie: [to Liz] They want you on the 7th hour of The Today Show.
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