Season 3, Episode 20: "The Natural Order"
Jack: [to Liz's offer of a hug] What is this, the Italian parliament. No, thank you?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Liz: I don't mind taking her out. There's a restaurant hostess in midtown I'd like to see cry.
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Tracy: You treat me like a child! No, worse than that. Like one of those pageant girls with the clip-on teeth.
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Tracy: I took my son to his cello recital this morning at what turned out to be midnight yesterday!
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Jack: [on not confronting his dad] It's the biggest regret of my life, Lemon. And I once made love to Kathy Hilton.
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Liz: 1959. Boy, it would've been fun to write back then. You could get away with crazy plot twists, because audiences were so much less sophisticated.
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Jack: Have you ever been to Florida? It's a criminal population. It's America's Australia.
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Season 3, Episode 19: "The Ones"
Liz: [to Jenna] You look happy. Did you finally settle that lawsuit over your exercise tape?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Liz: Whoa, check out the bling. Or whatever it's called now.
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Liz: Hey, where are my Sno-balls? I'm going to the gym later so I deserve a treat.
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