Season 3, Episode 21: "Mamma Mia"
Liz: When he saw these (reveals shoes) he asked me when my cult was committing suicide.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack: [to Liz] Did the medical supply store where you bought those shows have any women's stuff?
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Lutz: Help mommy's baby.
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Tracy: Liz Lemon, I may hug people too hard and get lost at malls, but I'm not an idiot.
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Season 3, Episode 20: "The Natural Order"
Jack: [on knowing his mom was out shopping] I know. My credit card company called to confirm my purchase of the book "Intercourse After Hip Surgery."• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack's mom: A guy like Paul, who can drive at night? You just don't say say no to that!
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Kenneth: Now you're standing on the very spot where Grace Allen took Jack Parr's virginity.
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Jack: [on treating Liz differently] Well, I pay you a little less.
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Pete: [on what the crew holds back from Liz] Farts, for one thing.
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Kenneth: [on his pig] She went crazy. She bit off my nutsack, that I kept tied around my belt to feed the squirrels.
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