Season 3, Episode 20: "The Natural Order"
Len: Everyone has something to hide. For instance, I'm wearing a child's Halloween costume under this.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Cerie: [to Liz] You know this food area is always the first place I go to look for you.
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Jenna: Oh, I didn't know anyone was here. That wasn't me screaming in the bathroom.
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Jack's mom: Paul lives in Florida. He paints landscapes and makes his own soda.
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Tracy: Don't patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon.
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Liz: [to Tracy] Oh my God! Like we really have time to have you walk down the stairs that slowly!
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Jonathan: Evidently the concierge at the Plaza has a beard, and she'd rather not get raped.
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Jack: [to Liz's offer of a hug] What is this, the Italian parliament. No, thank you?
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Liz: I don't mind taking her out. There's a restaurant hostess in midtown I'd like to see cry.
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Tracy: You treat me like a child! No, worse than that. Like one of those pageant girls with the clip-on teeth.
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