Season 3, Episode 20: "The Natural Order"
Tracy: I took my son to his cello recital this morning at what turned out to be midnight yesterday!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack: [on not confronting his dad] It's the biggest regret of my life, Lemon. And I once made love to Kathy Hilton.
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Liz: 1959. Boy, it would've been fun to write back then. You could get away with crazy plot twists, because audiences were so much less sophisticated.
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Jack: Have you ever been to Florida? It's a criminal population. It's America's Australia.
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Season 3, Episode 19: "The Ones"
Liz: [to Jenna] You look happy. Did you finally settle that lawsuit over your exercise tape?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Liz: Whoa, check out the bling. Or whatever it's called now.
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Liz: Hey, where are my Sno-balls? I'm going to the gym later so I deserve a treat.
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Liz: Allergies are psychosomatic. The only reason I'm allergic to dogs is because one bit me when I got my first period.
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Liz: In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.
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Liz: [on her slanket] It's not product placement, I just like it!
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