Season 3, Episode 19: "The Ones"
Kenneth: If I have a strawberry, my throat closes up faster than a girl in math class.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Elisa: Isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
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Jack: [on Tracy] His life is like Enron, circa 1999. So wild.
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Jenna: It hurts more than my foot botox to know that he's out there and I can't find him.
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Kenneth: [on his harmonica] Oh, you mean my mouth radio.
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Jack: [to Tracy] This is decadent. And I once went to Miami with Daryl Strawberry.
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Jack: Somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody's perfect.
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Jack: My God. I already put my wedding announcement in Cigar Aficionado.
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Jenna: Oh for God's sake, what is this, Third Watch?
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Elisa: [to Jack, in "What The Frak?" shirt] I'm sorry to tell you such a dark tale in such a silly shirt.
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