Season 4, Episode 6: "Sun Tea"
Jack: Holding up one finger to get someone to be quiet? He invented that ... Geiss also invented the abrupt conversational segue. Okay, talk about your thing now.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jack: With real estate there are no rules. It's like check-in at an Italian airport.
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Kenneth: Well, they make our shoes and wallets.
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Kenneth: Global warming? Sorry, sir, that's just scientist talk. The same people who say my grandfather was a monkey. If that's true, why was he killed by a monkey?
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Brian: I can't afford this place by myself, and judging from your shoes and teeth, you can't either.
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Season 4, Episode 5: "The Problem Solvers"
Dealbreaker, the book for you, man no good, by Lesbian Flower Sour Fruit. [Chinese translation of Dealbreakers cover]• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Kenneth: Who said I've been alive forever?
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Liz: [on her dinner plans] I do! I bought an Activia microwaveable panini!
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Lutz: I've worked here for three years. I gave you that car I won?
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Jack: Lemon has a decision to make. She can either be crushed by me, or she can suck in her stomach and crawl back through the tiny hole I've left for her in the proverbial door.
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