Season 4, Episode 5: "The Problem Solvers"
Kenneth: Miss Maroney, your Mexican diet pills came. Should I start taking them to test their side effects?• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Danny: Last week I was just this street performer getting 50 bucks a day and getting memory loss from all the silver paint fumes, and now I'm... um ...
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Tracy: He knows you're special, like a black stripper with blue eyes.
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Jack: Two questions: must I live by Superman's moral code and will the woman get older?
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Liz: [to Jack] Spit take. Are you serious?
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Tracy: Wade Boggs Carpet World, Wade Boggs Carpet World, Wade Boggs Carpet World, Wade Boggs Carpet World.
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Kenneth: I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Liz: My book is number 15 on the non-fiction bestseller list, behind The Founding Fathers Diet.
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Cerie: [to Liz] Oh, he called about your lunch but I told him you had already eaten a weird panini.
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Liz: Do I look OK?
Cerie: That's exactly how you look.
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