Season 4, Episode 3: "Stone Mountain"
Tracy: That's three! Tell my wife I went to Philadelphia on business!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack: The folks who are teaching our kids, running our prisons, growing our cigarettes.
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Travis: [on Manhattan] Down here we call it Sexcriminalboat.
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Season 4, Episode 2: "Into the Crevasse"
Jack: This isn't the auto industry, Pete. The auto industry was run by a bunch of out of touch white guys selling consumers a product they didn't want. We're GE dammit, and we're going to make a giant, flimsy microwave.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Devon: After the election, I could have had an ambassadorship to any country I wanted, even the gayest country. Ireland.
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Devon: I knew I had to align myself with something more powerful than GE, and since American Idol's not on 'til January that left the United States government.
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Kenneth: As mom used to say, you can't eat love.
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Jack: I have a betting system based on horse penis size.
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Tracy: A book hasn't caused this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
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Lutz: Yeah, also my girlfriend is mad... in Canada!
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