30 Rock
Quotes (Page 4)

Season 4, Episode 5: "The Problem Solvers"

Jenna: Who cares if Kenneth is bitter? He's an underhuman.
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Liz: Then who's going to host Top Chef? Aww, Jack you're ruining my life!
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Jack: I didn't get a bathroom door that looks like a wall by being bad at business.
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Tracy: That was aboot the coolest thing I've ever seen.
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Agent: [on Liz] Regular six, drunk seven.
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Tracy: And one more piece of advice from someone who has been on this side of the business for a long time: Wade Boggs Carpet World.
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Janitor: [on Danny] He looks like all the guys in my magazines!
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Season 4, Episode 5: "Audition Day"

Tracy: [to Liz] Was describing your sandwich in detail necessary to our understanding of what happened?
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Liz: My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
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Pete: Happy?
Liz: No, not since I was a child.
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