Season 1, Episode 15: "Hard Ball"
Liz: Wow, this is an... honor. I have a friend who is number four on Maxim's list of "The Sexiest Women in Comedy."Jenna: Thanks. At first I was mad that Jessica Simpson was ahead of me, but then I saw The Dukes of Hazzard. Funny!
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Tracy: Remember that e-mail we got from those Nigerians who need our help getting that money out of Africa? We did it! I got the check today.
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Liz: And by the way, what kind of a moron calls in sick and then comes to work to have a meeting?
Josh: I get an NBC discount here.
Liz: Idiot!
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Jenna: Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?
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Dot Com: Yo, Kenneth, we need to talk now.
Kenneth: Oh, I've had this conversation before. You're marrying my mom, aren't you?
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Season 1, Episode 14: "The C Word"
Pete: Hey, can I borrow sixty bucks? I'm going to meet Frank and Lutz at Scores.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Tracy: Yeah, I don't have a daughter.
Jack: Let's have a casting session on Monday.
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Lutz: Please don't make me move back to Alaska, Liz. I hate it there.
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Tracy: This is what I do. I drop "truth bombs."
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Jack: What are you doing?
Tracy: Payback. The way you treated me. You used me.
Jack: God, its like dating Katie Couric all over again. I didn't use you. I created a situation that could have been mutually beneficial and you blew it.
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