Season 4, Episode 5: "Audition Day"
Pete: The more people you add, the less effective it is. Like a neighborhood dad garage band.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Liz: You know my fontanelle never closed!
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Kenneth: [on bed bugs] Looks like you got a bad case of the chew-daddies. Ozark kisses? The woodsman's companion?
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Jenna: It's going to be a disaster! Like Katrina! Do you remember Katrina, that crazy girl from hair and make-up?
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Liz: Sorry I'm not a robot!
Jack: We all are.
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Jenna: Liz, I need to speak with you. Beat it, Grizz or Dot com.
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Liz: In my defense, I didn't know that Cathy Geiss was going to finish her song by taking off her underpants.
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Jenna: Black people, I know I've said a lot of terrible things about you in print, but I come here today on a mission of peace.
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Jack: I say we hire the one who lives by the code of the robot: Care. Love. Live.
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Jack: [on conference call] You think I didn't hear that? I can hear your hair growing on that thing.
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Total Quotes: 545
