Season 4, Episode 5: "Audition Day"
Jack: I'm not a drug addict, I'm an executive with the General Electric corporation.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack: That's what I'm talking about, empathy. It's about as useless as the Winter Olympics ... This February on NBC.
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Jack: I'm already not liking some of these people. It reminds me of being on the bus.
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Jack: I don't have bed bugs, Kenneth. I went to Princeton.
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Janitor: For my first character, I'd like to do a janitor who has finally had enough and stabs everyone.
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Season 4, Episode 3: "Stone Mountain"
Jack: The American public doesn't want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing-Liz: Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever.
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Kenneth: The usual, I suppose. Two hobos sharing a bean. Lady airline pilots.
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Kenneth: At least he died doing what he loved most: blogging on the Huffington Post.
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Kenneth: Mr. Donaghy, I wasn't sure if you were going to participate in this year's pumpkin carving contest or like last year I should go jump up my own ass.
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Kenneth: When the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called Sexcriminalboat.
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