Season 4, Episode 3: "Stone Mountain"
Jack: I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You're not going to find him in the People's Gaypublic of Drugafornia.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenna: I met JJ Abrams once, and I don't know what this means, but he said that the island was just Hurley's dream.
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Jack: Good God, Lemon, your breath. When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?
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Liz: I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack: How surprising that your world view is food-based.
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Tracy: Keep refreshing. Maybe Andy Dick has died in the last 20 seconds.
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Jenna: And no making fun of me for using outdated pop culture references. Are we cowabunga on this?
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Jenna: Oh, don't look at me like I'm a football game.
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Tracy: That's three! Tell my wife I went to Philadelphia on business!
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Jack: The folks who are teaching our kids, running our prisons, growing our cigarettes.
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Travis: [on Manhattan] Down here we call it Sexcriminalboat.
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