Season 4, Episode 2: "Into the Crevasse"
Jack: This isn't the auto industry, Pete. The auto industry was run by a bunch of out of touch white guys selling consumers a product they didn't want. We're GE dammit, and we're going to make a giant, flimsy microwave.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Devon: After the election, I could have had an ambassadorship to any country I wanted, even the gayest country. Ireland.
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Devon: I knew I had to align myself with something more powerful than GE, and since American Idol's not on 'til January that left the United States government.
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Kenneth: As mom used to say, you can't eat love.
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Jack: I have a betting system based on horse penis size.
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Tracy: A book hasn't caused this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
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Lutz: Yeah, also my girlfriend is mad... in Canada!
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Jenna: I don't know if you saw the crawl on the TV Guide Channel, but I've agreed to star in a sexy supernatural thriller, in the vein of Twilight and True Blood.
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Jenna: This is actually a werewolf picture that for tax purposes is shooting in Iceland.
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Jack: [on NBC spending] Yes and no. Yes it happened and no, it didn't not happen.
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