Season 3, Episode 22: "Kidney Now!"
Jack: Professor Milton Green, who's working on a three volume biography of Jimmy Carter, and if I give him a kidney he might, just might, live long enough to finish it.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Liz: There's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something invented in the 90s so they could sell more hair products.
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Season 3, Episode 21: "Mamma Mia"
Jack: You know what family means to me Lemon? Resentment, guilt, anger, Easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Liz: If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level with drop until he pees himself.
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Tracy: I feel like you're not telling me something, Jack. Lemme guess. You bought a sidecar for your motorcycle and your dog won't stay in it.
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Tracy: My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle.
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Jenna: This is the defining thing of my life. It's not gonna be that hit-and-run!
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Lenny: Once I'm in the building I can get in the cafeteria. And that means free ice.
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Liz: I do have a hard time telling ages with black - shoes are the best kind of shoes.
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Liz: Don't push it Liz, let it happen. There's gonna be a Mama Mia!
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