Season 3, Episode 21: "Mamma Mia"
Liz: She texts her gay friends while I write 'til four in the morning eating dry fistfuls of Raisin Bean to stay awake, which, by the way, is how I'm able to ride the fart train to work every day.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Professor Green: The Greens are sharp as a tack right to the end. Which makes the end more terrifying. My father died screaming.
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Jack: I'm sorry, did you just snort at our House majority leader?
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Liz: When he saw these (reveals shoes) he asked me when my cult was committing suicide.
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Jack: [to Liz] Did the medical supply store where you bought those shows have any women's stuff?
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Lutz: Help mommy's baby.
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Tracy: Liz Lemon, I may hug people too hard and get lost at malls, but I'm not an idiot.
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Season 3, Episode 20: "The Natural Order"
Jack: [on knowing his mom was out shopping] I know. My credit card company called to confirm my purchase of the book "Intercourse After Hip Surgery."• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack's mom: A guy like Paul, who can drive at night? You just don't say say no to that!
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Kenneth: Now you're standing on the very spot where Grace Allen took Jack Parr's virginity.
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Total Quotes: 508
