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Season 4, Episode 2: "Into the Crevasse"

Jack: Your President, who by the way is Kenyan and smokes cigarettes, has created an industry task force for microwaves and small appliances.
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Jack: [blurb for Liz's book] Lemon numbers among my employees.
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Jack: [to Don] Well, I'll only be in D.C. for the day but if I find time I'll be sure to go see Fonzie's jacket. You sit on it as well.
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Season 4, Episode 1: "Season 4"

Kenneth: Good morning, Mr. Donaghy. I would like to speak to you on behalf of all the NBC pages.
Jack: I'll give you a New York minute. That's seven seconds.
Kenneth: Well sir, we pages and I feel that me and they are not being treated fairly as regards paychecking. I'm nervous!
Jack: We went over this yesterday, Kenneth. There simply isn't any money.
Kenneth: Excuse me, sir, but I accidentally saw your paycheck.
Jack: Well I hope it was inspirational.
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Kenneth: Bonus means extra. I know that. From game shows.
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Tracy: Which one is the elevator I'm not afraid of?
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Liz: No one can find out about this ...
Cerie: Find out about what?
Liz: Pete's stealing money!
Pete: Liz's uterus fell out!
Cerie: I think I already knew that.
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Pete: Another actor? Why? They have so many feelings and opinions!
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Jack: I'm in the middle of a RAGING period ... of economic turmoil.
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Jack: Whatever religious undergarment Kenneth wears is in a twist.
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