30 Rock

30 Rock Season 2 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 6: "Somebody to Love"

C.C.: I've been going crazy the last few days thinking about our night together. How you wanted to brush my hair as foreplay. How you made me that Western omelet at 4 a.m. I've never met anyone like you, Jack.
Jack: Be with me, C.C. We'll ignore our differences 'til the sex goes bad then... we'll walk away bitter and angry.
 • Rating: Unrated

C.C.: I'm working out of the Clinton offices for a few weeks. I'm helping Hillary retool her Universal Health care platform.
Jack: God, I want to kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such ridiculous things.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 5: "Greenzo"

Jack: Look how Greenzo's testing! They love him in every demographic - colored people, broads, fairies, commies. Gosh we gotta update these forms.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Greenzo: You know what, you people make me sick! You act like you care but you do nothing. Do you even bother to compost your own feces?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 4: "Rosemary's Baby"

Therapist: I think we're just doing Good Times now.
Tracy: Now do the white dude that my moms left my dad for.
Jack (in stuffed-up voice): Now see hear Tracy, it's impolite to slurp one's soup.
Tracy: Whoa, no need to resort to ugly stereotypes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rosemary: Help me, Liz Lemon... you're my only hope!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Rosemary: Oh, come on, Liz! It's the '90s.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: No, Dad! Don't die! I love you Dad! I don't wanna dogfight no more!
Jack (normal voice): Tracy that's it! That's it!
Tracy (to therapist): Thank you for showing me there really is love in my family after all. And I need to stay the hell away from them. Donaghy, you're the only family I need, Jackie D.
Jack: You got that right, Tre. You know it's too bad you didn't know Howard Cossell when you were growing up because I had that one in my pocket the whole time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Never go with a hippie to a second location.
Liz: I need to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money. Can you teach me how to do that?
Jack: With my eyes closed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: So what are you gonna do with your money? Put it into a 401K?
Liz: Yeah, I gotta get one of those.
Jack: What?! Where do you invest your money, Lemon?
Liz: I've got like 12 grand in checking.
Jack: Are you an immigrant?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 3: "The Collection"

Dot Com: We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert. The year 1861, the place... Mars.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Kenneth: Miss Lemon, may I speak with you?
Liz: Sure. Can you walk and talk?
Kenneth: Uh... usually, but now you got me thinking about it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Hey everybody, I'm back from doing whatever Liz Lemon said!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: I think Angie is right-handed so you have to work her clockwise.
Liz: Wait, you've already thought about fighting her?
Jack: Every time I meet a new person I figure out how I'll fight them. You have a gimpy right knee, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: I'm whipped! Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know that in the morning, they have food, TV, almost everything. It's pretty good.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 2: "Jack Gets in the Game"

Devon: You familiar with the Church of Practicology?
Jack: You mean the cult that was invented by Stan Lee?
Devon: No, I mean the religion founded by the alien king living inside Stan Lee.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: I'm on a crash diet to get back to my old weight by Friday.
Liz: Well, what diet is going to do that?
Jenna: Oh, it's the Japanese porn star diet. I only eat paper, but I can eat all the paper I want, so...
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: I like your top. I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways.
Angie: Uh-huh. Well, I don't have a husband any more, so... you can come over anytime.
Kenneth: Oh, I will! I'll come over at night.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Tracy: Oh check this out! My key to the city of Gary, Indiana. Mmmm, look at this! My gold record from my novelty party song. cut to "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" music video, Tracy singing] Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary. Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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