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30 Rock

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC

Season: 6 5 4 3 2 1

30 Rock Season 3 Quotes (Page 12)

Season 3 Episode 4: "Gavin Volure"

Jack: Kenneth, how much money do you have in your savings?
Kenneth: Well, let's see. [looks in coffee can] Eighty thousand dollars!
Jack: If you don't include Confederate money?
Kenneth: Four thousand dollars!
• Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: I've had to send more money home lately. There are problems on the farm. After years of inbreeding the pigs are getting violent and the pig shield around the house has worn thin.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 3: "The One with the Cast from Night Court"

Kenneth: Thank you, Mr. Jordan! This is the greatest day of my life! First, I find that quarter this morning...
Charles Robinson: Um, I lost a quarter earlier.
• Rating: Unrated

Liz: No, listen to me. She's not fun, she's just crazy. Like, grab a cop's gun crazy.
Jack: Lemon, having known Claire for a very enjoyable 20 minutes and you for what feels like infinity. I'm going to go with Claire on this one.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 2: "Believe in the Stars"

Jack: What do you take to fly?
Liz: Candy and magazines.
Jack: No no. Pills. Nobody flies without medication anymore. Why shouldn't you enjoy the same luxuries as a dog?
Liz: Comanaprosil? May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime.
Jack: It's very good.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Kenneth: I'm glad I'm not a white man, Mr. Donaghy... Is Spongebob Squarepants supposed to be terrifying?
Jack: You're darn right he is, Kenneth.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Kenneth: There's a whole channel on the cable that just tells you what's on the other channels!
Jack: I know, Kenneth. It's okay.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 1: "Do-Over"

Devon: If there's one thing I learned from you, Jack, it's to keep your friends close and your enemies so close that you're almost kissing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0