30 Rock Season 3 Quotes
[on plan to get off jury duty] "I've got my Princess Leia outfit and my copies of Playgirl magazines from the early '80s."
Liz
[as Princess Leia] I really don't think it's fair for me to be on a jury since I'm a hologram.
Liz
Shut up, Lutz!
Liz
If you have enough money you can do whatever you want! Now I can appear on Martha Stewart Live. Oh, and it's going to be raunchy!
Tracy
[to Jenna] Wake up motherf****r!"
Tracy
[to Jack] It has a ham button! You used my idea!
Liz
Are you pickling squirrel meat? Cause I can lend you my skullpresser.
Kenneth
Jack: (re: his years spent developing the pocket microwave): Most of that time has been spent trying to come up with a hip, edgy name that would appeal to the marketing holy trinity: college students, the morbidly obese, and homosexuals.
With no TGS I see you... self-publishing your novel and moving back in with your parents.
Jack
You know what I like to do for eight hours? The TV Guide crossword.
Dr. Leo Spaceman
Passing out and cursing on St. Patrick's Day. Is nothing sacred anymore?
Jack
Jack: I guess we both lost children today.
Liz: Yeah, but mine was real. Yours was ... Frank.
