30 Rock

30 Rock Season 4 Quotes

Season 4 Episode 22: "I Do Do"

Liz: I hate people too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Let's Lez!
Liz: No, I meant a book club or something.
 • Rating: Unrated

Avery: [on Soledad O'Brien] I wipe the floor with that bitch!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carroll: I'm going to have to depart. On time. I'm a pilot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carroll: Well, you were engaged, apparently you hate Buzz Aldrin, foot problem, and we're going to spend the rest of our lives together.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wesley: There's only one Wesley Snipes in this world.
Liz: You know, there isn't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cerie: Like Carroll O'Connor, from Nick at Nite!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wesley: Your behavior as a fiancee has been as weak as American tea. There, I said it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: No, he's just a groomsman ... and a Somali pirate. Careful!
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: [on L.A.] Everyone there smiles creepily, all the time. And that's sort of my thing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: You can't force the fate, you just have to let it wash over you like a spray tan that won't take because your skin is too oily.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: Let's meet up later and smoke some drug cigarettes!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carroll: [about Sully] You know what a great pilot would have done? Not hit the birds. That's what I do every day, not hit birds. Where's my ticket to the Grammys?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Yes, I wrote that! I write all the Fart Doctors!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I know. People wear flip flops to church, and the NBA tattoo situation is out of control.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: You can't delude yourself into thinking you can combine them into one perfect woman, like a Smore you can take a shower with.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Do a sloppy job and they'll leave you alone. That's how I got out of foreplay with Angie ... and my taxes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wesley: Our minds are already one, as our bodies soon shall be.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: Fidelity, Paul. It's not just the name of a bank that sued me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: [to Nancy] I wanna take naps with you. I wanna watch you watching hockey. I wanna find long red strands of hair in my overcooked pot roast.
 • Rating: Unrated

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