30 Rock

30 Rock Season 4 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 4 Episode 12: "Verna"

Jenna: I'm sure she's down there, chain-smoking, sitting on the curb, waiting for me to come out. Just like the day I was born.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jenna: I didn't see her. Security called. She was trying to use an Oxycontin bottle as I.D.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: You just enjoy your coffee, sir, while I tell you a funny story about my neighbor's cat. His name is Mr. Wiggles, and his cat's name is Benson.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jenna: It was perfect. Like a John Mayer song.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 11: "Winter Madness"

Nancy: I can't run a store and make change for people!
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: I am Silas Merrymount Peppercorn. This is my wife... Moronica.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: The imaginary enemy. Classic move, Lemon. The Salem Witch Trials, the Red scare, global warming.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on Mars!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Nancy: It'll be the new owner's problem, like the water heater. And the ghost.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nancy: Yeah, we talked about it with Dr. Phil and then we made a collage and wrote about it in our dream journals.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: What keeps people polite on airplanes? A shared hatred for the CBS sitcoms they're forced to watch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: What, you're not using an office replication service while you're here?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Tracy: That stupid, Irish piece of... oh boy, Boston is not going to go well.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: Also, there is no internet or Spectravision in the hotel rooms, so plan ahead gentlemen. Porn-wise.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Toofer: I went to college in Boston. Well, not in Boston, but nearby. No, not Tufts!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Cross-promotional... deal mechanics... revenue streams... jargon... synergy.
Jack: That's the best presentation I've ever heard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: Florida ... I can rent a convertible, you can complain about the heat with elderly people.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Jonathan, why do I have an Indian assistant if my computer is always...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: Good morning, Miss Lemon. Oh, I'm sorry I snapped at you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: This is my stop. STOP POTS TOPS OPTS POST!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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