You don't want to mess with that stuff, Liz. Ice has caused a lot of ODs in the porn community.

Jenna

Just because he'd run away and cause traffic accidents and impregnate neighbors' horses. He's trapped here just like me!

Tracy

In my defense, every April 22nd I honor Richard Nixon's death by getting drunk and making some unpopular decisions.

Jack

Does that mean you're coming to my cabaret?

Jonathan

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

Liz

The bridesmaids are you guys, Andy Roddick's wife, my Dutch cousins, and Penelope Cruz's hotter sister Monica.

Cerie

Happy Birthday, bitches!

Will Ferrell

Jarem! Look how drunk I am! And how full of cheese my mouth is!

Jenna

Tiana, Mulan, Pocahantas, Jasmine — wow, she's right!

Pete
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