I wasn't fishing, but thanks.


My guess is that this was done by Frank, the black one, and Lutz.


The New York Times doesn't have a reporter named Seymour Nips.


I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created The X-Men!


Liz: It's like on TV. It used to be you couldn't say crap, then they let that slide and now we can say whatever we want. Douchebag. Asswipe.
Jack: Anal rot.
Liz: Exactly.

This sucks, Jack. I know that I'm a sour person and I don't like a lot of people, but I liked Floyd.


Oh, Mr. Hornberger, always saying hate when he means love.


I'm not going to win, but it's an honor just to be nominated in the same category as Mr. Dave Coulier.


I can kill bugs and open jars for you, and you can make me look less gay at work functions.


My cousin in Atlanta is a business model. She holds up staplers in catalogs.


We brought good things to life. And bad things to Chinese rivers.

Jack [about GE]

All these books, sir! It's like I'm back at school, learning about the dangers of book-readin.


30 Rock Season 4 Quotes

Jack: The American public doesn't want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing-
Liz: Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever.

My dear friend Moby just opened a tea house in Park Slope. Do you know him?