30 Rock Season 4 Quotes
I had this thing where I kept running into Michael Douglas, then I realized it was just some old lady who lives in my building.
Jenna
Boston is the greatest city in the world. Boston Tea Party, Boston Cream Pie, Boston Rob Mariano.
Jack
I don't know why you're wearing girls' pajamas, but I'm sure it's cultural.
Jack
I'll see you in May! For sweeps! That what's we call spring cleaning in England!
Wesley
What if women had a pay-per-view channel featuring handsome men patiently listening to them? What if they had porn for women?
Jack
verybody settles. At one point my obituary was going to read "CEO Of GE Dies Violently In Casino Orgy." Now what's it going to say, "Middle Manager Of A Philadelphia Porn Distributor Never Wakes Up?"
Jack
Jack [reading Kabletown]: Assatar? The Lovely Boners? The Hind Side? Fresh-Ass: Based on the Novel "Tush" by Assfire?
It's like a black Barbie doll in Arizona! Nobody's buying it!
Tracy
I'm British and charming, and she's got... angles... that work for her.
Wesley
My addiction to prescription glasses! The fact that I suffer from attention deficit disor- Jack, your shoes are shiny!
Tracy
He built GE into the greatest company on Earth, and the Earth into one of the top three planets in the universe!
Jack
Not Seinfeld, Friends, ER exciting, more like 3-D episodes of Merlin exciting...
Jack