30 Rock

30 Rock Season 4 Quotes (Page 12)

Season 4 Episode 9: "Klaus and Greta"

Tracy: I know it's a girl, Liz Lemon, because I yelled out 'Susan B. Anthony' at the moment of conception.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Nope, that's a serial killer. Just get in a cab, I'll pay for it.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Randy: What better place to be, now that I'm a homo. Wait, is that the one we call ourselves?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: Lemoned? That's not a thing people are saying now, is it?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Cerie: As a frequent receiver of drunk messages, they are not cute. Even when they're from Liz.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: They're probably having beach sex. Which is the third best sex after elevator and White House.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: The last thing I remember is going into a closet and changing clothes with Bob Ballard.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: [on fake-dating James] Do you believe they came to me before Aida from Real World: Cancun?
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: [forgetting what floor he works on] Six! I knew it was a character from Blossom, but I couldn't find the Joey Russo button.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Randy: The local station edited Will & Grace so much that it was just called Karen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 8: "Secret Santa"

Liz: [on Christmas gifts for Jenna] I want to take that Internet photo of her nipple slip and make it into a jigsaw puzzle!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Nancy: They had their hearts set on the ESPN Zone. They've been talking about the Hideki Matsui Caliente Fajitas all week.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: An angry God is punishing them. It's a Christmas miracle!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Weird in a good way. Like going to the gym drunk.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Liz: Oh, shark farts!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Oh, oh Ken ... we may have fallen into the intellectual deep end here. And if you try to grab on to me, we'll both drown.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: [to Kenneth] That's the whole thing, K-Fed. Why don't the Catholics not eat meat on Fridays? Because the Pope owns Long John Silvers!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nancy: [to Jack] I thought you'd have some hotshot wife with black hair who said queeah stuff like "dressing on the side."
 • Rating: Unrated

Danny: I'm sorry, are you being sarcastic? It's hard for me to tell. I'm Canadian and we don't have a big Jewish population.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Pete: [to Danny] Why didn't you tell me? I had Tracy playing Josh Groban last week!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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