30 Rock Season 4 Quotes
It means the book is full of cubes of knowledge. It's a good title.Jack, on Don Geiss' book Geiss Cubes
You kept trying to order home massages off of Craigslist.Jack
When can I start eating hard cheeses again?Liz
You watched it for an hour, said Nicole Kidman should get an Oscar for it then shut it off.Jack
CNBC gives me a headache. I get all my money advice from PBS.Liz
Liz: I will spend half the day in twilight sleep and then I will go home to watch the Lifetime movie 'My Stepson Is My Cyber-Husband.'
Jack: That's inspired. You truly are the Picasso of loneliness.
[on stalking] That's a real problem in the celebrity community. But if Beyonce would just answer one of my letters, I'd stop trying to break into her house.Tracy
Liz: [on V-day plans] One word: oral ... two words: oral surgery.
[on his speed dial rankings] Blackberry Warren Buffett, iPhone Jimmy Buffett.Jack
Happy Valentine's Day, no one!Liz
I always knew it would end one day. I just always thought it would be me in the trunk of a rental car.Jenna
Dennis ... watching 'The Color Purple' drunk with you was one of my funnest nights ever.Liz