I wasn't fishing, but thanks.

Jack

My guess is that this was done by Frank, the black one, and Lutz.

Jack

The New York Times doesn't have a reporter named Seymour Nips.

Jack

I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created The X-Men!

Liz

Liz: It's like on TV. It used to be you couldn't say crap, then they let that slide and now we can say whatever we want. Douchebag. Asswipe.
Jack: Anal rot.
Liz: Exactly.

This sucks, Jack. I know that I'm a sour person and I don't like a lot of people, but I liked Floyd.

Liz

Oh, Mr. Hornberger, always saying hate when he means love.

Kenneth

I'm not going to win, but it's an honor just to be nominated in the same category as Mr. Dave Coulier.

Danny

I can kill bugs and open jars for you, and you can make me look less gay at work functions.

Wesley
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