Perhaps one day we'll live in a world where you ask us to pretend to be scientists.

Dot Com

Avery: I have a thing for commanding salt and pepper types. I don't know why. I think it started when I walked in on my parents the day Reagan was shot.
Jack: I wouldn't over-analyze that.

Hey Jack, whadya need? Arena rock anthem? Power ballad?

Jon Bon Jovi

There are some things that are actually harder to do with two people, like ... monologues.

Liz

Wow, Avery Jessup, she's hot. She was on Maxim's I'd Rape Her 100.

Liz

Your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff.

Frank

Valentine's Day is a sham created by greeting card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes.

Liz

Could a bad mom have raised a daughter who was engaged to a Congressman when she was 16?

Jenna

While you were talking, I put a thumb tack in my neck. Makes me feel something.

Pete

Mothers. You can't kill them...

Jack

Can I just tell you that I'm genuinely having fun right now?

Jenna

Oh, I'm not offering. I'm just taking a survey to guage general interest.

Tracy
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30 Rock Season 4 Quotes

With real estate there are no rules. It's like check-in at an Italian airport.

Jack

Who said I've been alive forever?

Kenneth
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