To her I'm just a gorgeous, naturally blonde ATM.

Jenna

Wow, an old white lady yelling at me while wearing microwaveable socks. This is so different than living with my mom.

Frank

I saw it because it's on a compilation DVD I have of fat ladies crying.

Frank

I guess I'll get one of those throat radios and you'll be buried in a piano crate. Good night, Liz.

Frank

Oh, I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink, and toilet.

Frank

Hi, I was told I'd get paid if I came here and danced while the Atlanta Hawks ate dinner.

Jenna

[to Jack] Wear something nice. Like a pair of white jeans and a Dan Marino jersey.

Verna

Nice office, Jack. I feel like I'm in the Martha Stewart section of K-Mart.

Verna

Yeah, this show will have laughter. Tears. Topless arguments. Infections caused by jacuzzi water!

Verna

Jack: She's done a complete 180.
Jenna: Even better, Jack. She made a full 360!

It's stuff like this that makes me eat stuff like this.

Liz

Were any of the firemen strong? Were any of them the ones from the calendar?

Lutz

30 Rock Season 4 Quotes

We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on Mars!

Tracy

[on L.A.] Everyone there smiles creepily, all the time. And that's sort of my thing.

Kenneth