Jack [reading Kabletown]: Assatar? The Lovely Boners? The Hind Side? Fresh-Ass: Based on the Novel "Tush" by Assfire?

It's like a black Barbie doll in Arizona! Nobody's buying it!

Tracy

I'm British and charming, and she's got... angles... that work for her.

Wesley

My addiction to prescription glasses! The fact that I suffer from attention deficit disor- Jack, your shoes are shiny!

Tracy

He built GE into the greatest company on Earth, and the Earth into one of the top three planets in the universe!

Jack

Not Seinfeld, Friends, ER exciting, more like 3-D episodes of Merlin exciting...

Jack

How could a company from Philly buy a company from New York? That would be like Vietnam defeating the United States in a ground war.

Jack

Guardwell. Guard your well. Well.

Jenna

Sometimes everything is just the worst, Kenneth.

Liz
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