That stupid, Irish piece of... oh boy, Boston is not going to go well.

Tracy

Also, there is no internet or Spectravision in the hotel rooms, so plan ahead gentlemen. Porn-wise.

Pete

I went to college in Boston. Well, not in Boston, but nearby. No, not Tufts!

Toofer

Liz: Cross-promotional... deal mechanics... revenue streams... jargon... synergy.
Jack: That's the best presentation I've ever heard.

Florida ... I can rent a convertible, you can complain about the heat with elderly people.

Pete

Jonathan, why do I have an Indian assistant if my computer is always...

Jack

Good morning, Miss Lemon. Oh, I'm sorry I snapped at you.

Kenneth

This is my stop. STOP POTS TOPS OPTS POST!

Liz

I've been stuck inside playing online Boggle. It's messing with my head. STAR... RATS... ARTS... TARS.

Liz

You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.

Liz

[on Boston] They're all named Sean, they're mean, and I hate it here.

Kenneth

Objects are made by men, and used for many purposes... but we never... love... objects.

James Franco

30 Rock Season 4 Quotes

My dear friend Moby just opened a tea house in Park Slope. Do you know him?

Tracy

We'll trick those race car-loving wide loads into loving your, watching your lefty homoerotic propaganda hour yet!

Jack