30 Rock

30 Rock Season 4 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 22: "I Do Do"

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 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: This is my dream come true! And to hear it from my best friend comma Bald category.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nancy: [to Jack] You look like a gay mortician in that suit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 21: "Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land"

Liz: Sometimes the right thing and the hard thing are the same thing. I read that on a tea bag.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nancy: Nothing like being in church having spent the night doing a bunch of bad crap, am I right?
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Well I'm sorry Sean, and child actor whose name I can't remember. You haven't walked in my shoes! All my life I've tried to forget the things I've seen: I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs! I watched a prostitute stab a clown! Our basketball hoop was a ribcage! A guy in dreds electrocuted my fish! a crackhead breast-feeding a rat! A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on a third rail of the G train! The G train, Nermal!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wesley: I don't want to go back to England. I can't suffer through the London Olympics — we're not prepared, Liz. Did you see the Beijing Opening Ceremonies? We don't have control over our people like that!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: So I'll go to Floyd's wedding alone. Maybe I'll just lean into it and bring a cat and a baby stroller.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: This is a public park named after Ron Artest.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Tracy: I remember being born, of course, and I remember learning to ride a bike. But that was last year.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: [on his new movie] Garfield 3: Feline Groovy. It's a pun. Because cats' paws have grooves. They're paying me one million teacher salaries.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dennis: Hey Dummy, yeah as soon as my beeper went off I knew it was you. I've got a personalized vibration for each chick I used to put it to
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: I've prepared a very unromantic evening. First we're going to see a documentary about female circumcision, and then we're going to eat too much Indian food.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: And it's real Oscar bait sir. You say things like 'You don't know my pain!' 'You watch your mouth, Tyrese!,' and in a less dramatic scene: 'I'll have hash browns.'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Drew: I'll have you know Liz that I'm in line for a hand transplant. There's this strangler who's about to be executed, and uh, I got my hooks crossed!
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Avery: Well, if you must know I'm on Dodecaysil, the pill where you only get your period once a year.
Jack: Ugh, we're so close to beating that thing completely.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: You do not want to miss this wedding, it's going to be New York royalty: the Astors, the Rockefellers, the Sbarros.
Avery: I know Jack. You think I don't want to know what Pizzerina Sbarro is going to be wearing?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: I promise you this weekend will be filled with looking out windows while holding a glass of scotch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: [on CNBC's Mad Money] I didn't realize we were still airing that. Cramer's been dead for six months.
 • Rating: Unrated

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