Fidelity, Paul. It's not just the name of a bank that sued me.

Jenna

[to Nancy] I wanna take naps with you. I wanna watch you watching hockey. I wanna find long red strands of hair in my overcooked pot roast.

Jack

And he'll understand because he's my best friend comma beautiful hair category parentheses strong.

Kenneth

This is my dream come true! And to hear it from my best friend comma Bald category.

Kenneth

[to Jack] You look like a gay mortician in that suit.

Nancy

Sometimes the right thing and the hard thing are the same thing. I read that on a tea bag.

Liz

Nothing like being in church having spent the night doing a bunch of bad crap, am I right?

Nancy

Tracy: Well I'm sorry Sean, and child actor whose name I can't remember. You haven't walked in my shoes! All my life I've tried to forget the things I've seen: I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs! I watched a prostitute stab a clown! Our basketball hoop was a ribcage! A guy in dreds electrocuted my fish! a crackhead breast-feeding a rat! A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on a third rail of the G train! The G train, Nermal!

I don't want to go back to England. I can't suffer through the London Olympics — we're not prepared, Liz. Did you see the Beijing Opening Ceremonies? We don't have control over our people like that!

Wesley
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