30 Rock

30 Rock Season 4 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 4 Episode 13: "Anna Howard Shaw Day"

Liz: Wow, Avery Jessup, she's hot. She was on Maxim's I'd Rape Her 100.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Frank: Your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Valentine's Day is a sham created by greeting card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 12: "Verna"

Jenna: Could a bad mom have raised a daughter who was engaged to a Congressman when she was 16?
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: While you were talking, I put a thumb tack in my neck. Makes me feel something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Mothers. You can't kill them...
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jenna: Can I just tell you that I'm genuinely having fun right now?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Oh, I'm not offering. I'm just taking a survey to guage general interest.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: To her I'm just a gorgeous, naturally blonde ATM.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Frank: Wow, an old white lady yelling at me while wearing microwaveable socks. This is so different than living with my mom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: I saw it because it's on a compilation DVD I have of fat ladies crying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: I guess I'll get one of those throat radios and you'll be buried in a piano crate. Good night, Liz.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Frank: Oh, I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink, and toilet.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Jenna: Hi, I was told I'd get paid if I came here and danced while the Atlanta Hawks ate dinner.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Verna: [to Jack] Wear something nice. Like a pair of white jeans and a Dan Marino jersey.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Verna: Nice office, Jack. I feel like I'm in the Martha Stewart section of K-Mart.
 • Rating: Unrated

Verna: Yeah, this show will have laughter. Tears. Topless arguments. Infections caused by jacuzzi water!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: She's done a complete 180.
Jenna: Even better, Jack. She made a full 360!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: It's stuff like this that makes me eat stuff like this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lutz: Were any of the firemen strong? Were any of them the ones from the calendar?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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