As my good friend and fox hunting partner Mary J. Blige would say 'No more drama.'

Jack

Typical liberal media. That's why I get all my news from Dick Cheney's web site, DickViews.com.

Jack

A female page? Don't worry, they disappear all the time.

Jack

Why don't we trick him into kissing me? It would be so funny because I'm not gay.

Lutz

There's going to be a profile of me in The New York Times as filler because of dwindling ad sales. Isn't that awesome?

Danny

So much of my life was wasted creating hats!

Frank

The Early Show? What am I, in a hospital?

Liz

Don't drag my best friend, TV, into this.

Liz

That would explain why we have so many drunk kids here.

Waiter

She's alive! Like a deer who runs and sniffs and jumps and stares. Not like the badger, with her glasses and her rules about weekday sex.

Floyd

How are you single, Liz? There are so many guys out there who want to be poisoned and yelled at.

Floyd

It's way too early for this. I haven't even had my first cup of wine yet.

Pete
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30 Rock Season 4 Quotes

It was perfect. Like a John Mayer song.

Jenna

It's funny — all my 'aha!' moments end with a mustache pushed against me!

Jenna
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