Toofer: Did you ever see a UFO up there?
Carol: No but once when I was in the Air Force I saw Mr. T in a Pizza Hut.

Liz: The next time you hallucinate just tell yourself "this is not real. I am in control of this."
Tracy: Like the World Cup.

Kenneth! I knew you'd come back. Let me smell your head.

Tracy

Liz: The bathrooms are so much cleaner than at home... I don't know how they do it.
Jack: They clean them.

... then I need you to be back by noon to make the bathroom smell like sandalwood before I wreck it.

Tracy

Jack: Lemon why do you keep spending so much money on Wigs?
Liz: Tracy's head size keeps changing.

The Harry Potter theme park is a huge hit with both anglophiles and pedophiles.

Jack

Liz: Who flies Newark to Atlantic City?
Carol: Black bachelorette parties.

I'm in Lambert-St. Louis and I can see the Arch from here. No wait, that's a half burned down McDonald's.

Carol

You sound weird... do you have a beard?

Liz

Jack: My naturally blonde lady love and I basked in the three S's: surf, sun and ...
Liz: Sandwiches?

No Tom Jones, no!

Liz (wakes up)

30 Rock Season 5 Quotes

I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

Liz

Their from Brooklyn Without Limits. It's this very cool store with locations in Gay Town, White Harlem, and the Van Beardswick section of Brooklyn.

Liz