I'll get in my bra and you can throw nails at me.

Liz

Pete: Take out from Hooters!
Frank: That makes no sense.
Pete: We'll know they touched it!

Pete: What? No you can't do that!
Jenna: That's what your wife told me in the shower this morning.

We're not laughing with you. We're laughing at you, ya bald bitch.

Reggie

Pete: I'm the producer of the show.
Reggie: Right, that's what your wife told me in the shower this morning.

We produce more failed pilots than the French Air Force.

Jack

Listen to me. I sound like Cagney and Lacey but without the slutty clothes.

Liz

Dot Com: You think we don't want him back? Do you know how much our cobra payments are? And he's the only one who knows the combination to the candy safe.
Grizz: The worst part is being able to see the candy.

I was trapped in a world of wet wipes and rectal thermometers. Then the babies came and life changed.

Devon
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