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Jenna: Any mysteries that need solving, Liz?
Liz: Actually yes.
Tracy: What happened? Who attacked you and gave you that haircut?

The sight of these people, plus the crayons I ate earlier, make me sick.

Tracy

That sofa is made from Seabiscuit.

Jack

Jenna: I broke the number one rule of being on the force.
Tracy: Don't fall in love with your car?

These meatballs are good...like IKEA good.

Liz

I've never crushed anyone, besides accused witches.

Kenneth

He's the best friend I've ever had...tied with everyone I've ever met.

Kenneth

You sound like a cop, and I should know, my uncle was a cop...in a porno.

Tracy

I got really good at hiding in prison...and making wine in my toilet.

Lynn

Please get better sir. I've dug too many graves.

Kenneth

Oh my. It looks like we've got a slut off on our hands.

Jenna

It's Leap Day. Real life is for March.

Criss
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30 Rock Season 6 Quotes

I really like my guy. He's sort of a Doogie Howser type, but younger.

Liz

His screams were the worst thing I ever heard...until tonight. Congratulations, you're a disgrace.

Jenna