30 Rock Season 6 Quotes
Remember when I offended stubborn people? That took forever to sort out.
Tracy
Why did you have to offend the gay community? It is the most organized of all the communities. They make the Japanese look like the Greeks.
Liz
Happy three month anniversary, and happy two week anniversary of you going to the bathroom when I'm here.
Criss
Emma that was pretty good. You were trying to get me to commit suicide, right?
Jenna
Next week Jay-Z was going to do a duet with one of the spinning chairs from The Voice, and the chair just pulled out.
Jack
You don't have a little rat face, you opposite of a turd with eyes.
Jenna
Jenna: How do nice people dress?
Tracy: Socks on their hands, no belt, roller skates.
Maybe we could make even more money by pretending to be nice. I mean, look at Betty White.
Jack
From now on everyone has to refer to me as the Gentleman Formerly Known as Rectum.
Tracy
Even if you could sing, with that face, it would be like eating a steak that just came out of a dumpster.
Jenna
This thing's a real cash cow, unlike Cash Cow, the NBC spinoff of Cash Cab. You try riding a cow through midtown Manhattan, Lemon. The animal will panic.
Jack
Liz: You're a 42 year old man.
Tracy: No I'm not. I took a real age test. It said I'm dead.
